2006-03-25 - 12:50 p.m.

I have just been contacted by Fox television and have been signed to star in my own reality based summer sitcom. The premise... I am kidnapped from San Francisco and dropped in the Adirondack Mountains of North Eastern New York for the summer. I live on a mountain top and work as a cocktail server at a pool for the summer. Be sure to check out this site to keep up on the hilarity of it all.